"Married but Down to Fuck" — hand-cropped underboob shirt with the upside down pineapple on the front.



Bold enough to wear out. Perfect for the bedroom. You decide.



The bottom is hand-cropped with a raw, unfinished edge — no two cuts are exactly alike.



CUSTOM CROP OPTION: Take a measurement from the top of the shoulder down to the point on the chest that you would like the shirt to be cropped. Include the measurement, in inches, in the custom instructions. Use a fabric ruler for best results and round up to the nearest inch. Be conservative for a subtle crop, or go short for maximum exposure — your choice!



Available styles:

- Cropped V-Neck (100% Polyester)

- Cropped Crews (65% Polyester / 35% Ring Spun Cotton)



Two size charts are included in the listing images — one for the V-Neck and one for the Crew Necks. 



✦ Upside down pineapple graphic on the front

✦ "Married but Down to Fuck" text

✦ Designed and printed in the USA



♠ Discreet shipping

♠ Fast processing and shipping



See the full Upside Down Pineapple lineup in our other listings!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4488239697